BT'X Spazzing

[blue_cage]

You will lose all respect for me if you read. ^^;
Just, er - ignore. ^^; These are mainly transcripts from chatting with osmalic, who posted (not really) indecent pictures of Fow. (^o^)v

Let's start with something that probably signalled the descent to BL-Land -> our prompts for the drabble:

osmalic: hm...tube.
zhyndia k: Tube?
zhyndia k: Not Lube, perhaps? XD
osmalic: yes, tube. >:) take it however you want to take it.
osmalic: GAH. *stumbles*
zhyndia k: Hahahahaha!
zhyndia k: Oui just gave me COLLARS for a prompt. Tube, lube, and collars. Gah. What S/M club did I get myself into?!
osmalic: .................................I DID NOT THINK OF TUBE IN THE S/M CONTEXT I SWEAR!!!!
zhyndia k: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Then it went downhill from there:
osmalic: True. Teppei: seme or uke?
zhyndia k: He's uke in the first series, but gained seme potential in Bt'X Neo
osmalic: that's just begging to be ficced. "The First Time Teppei Tops and Kotaro Bottoms"....is an exceptional day.
zhyndia k: Kotarou is an interesting case - I get the feeling he's seme, but everyone wants him to bottom
osmalic: me too, i always thought of him as seme, but he's hinting of being an uke. either he's a reba or he's an uke-in-denial.
zhyndia k: guh. I can't do that. I'll laugh.
osmalic: .....or he's hiding his SEME POWERS ZOMG
zhyndia k: Oh, definitely seme powers zomg!

And thus began the s00per-seme!Kotaro idea.

zhyndia k: Guh. Aramis and Kotarou can team up as the sexy pair with Aramis aiming for the girls and Kotarou rules the men. And that, my friend, is a frankly disturbing thought
osmalic: *dies* I LOVE IT. Fow: "You remind me of my good friend, Aramis."
Kotaro: "You mean we're both blonds and naturally good looking?"
Fow: "I mean you're both too semes."
zhyndia k: Aha, Fow's GOOD FRIEND, Aramis. I am reading much into that.
osmalic: And you know how that happened. One sunny day, Fow went to Aramis and said: "I want to be a seme. TEACH ME HOW!!!" And thus Aramis gained an apprentice. It was the time when they still didn't know about Kotaro, the other ultimate seme.
zhyndia k: String a few more sentences together and you have a drabble. Go. GO. WRITE ABOUT KOTAROU THE ULTIMATE SEME!!!
osmalic: and seme kotaro has to be approached in a quiet manner!
zhyndia k: You have to know the sekrit seme handshake
osmalic: (or the sekrit seme hipshake?)
zhyndia k: no, it must be the sekrit seme hand sign, with three fingers up.
osmalic: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA :))
zhyndia k: Then they flash their "Ultimate Seme Club" membership badges, and when they finally finish the long and involved Seme countersigns, they settle in for a nice chat.
osmalic: and update themselves on the seme club..."Did you know that L has now indulged in reba?"
"Better than C who's turned into an uke entirely. Shocking. Good thing S took him under his wing immediately."
zhyndia k: Please, ZOMG, write it. The crack is killing me.
osmalic: I'll try, I'll try! XD

See? osmalic  promised me S00per-Seme!Kotarou! XD

Our only attempt at making BT'X smut:
osmalic: whu...WHUT. dude, YOU GAVE ME OIL-FILLED FOW THAT MIGHT LEAD TO SHOWER SEX!!
zhyndia k: Oil-Filled Fow?
osmalic: Oil-covered. >:) Oil-filled...that's for later.
zhyndia k: Gah! Seme Hokuto!
osmalic: Wellll, it can also be Hokuto putting the oil on Fow's cock
osmalic: okay, i'll stop there.
zhyndia k: Huh. Really. So why did Fow get filled with Oil? I mean, you use oil on your bottom, you know, to prepare them. Maybe threesome? XD
zhyndia k: S00per Seme Kotaro!
osmalic: Oh gods, poor Fow and Hokuto! Grown men and now here's this kid who's a genius, a professor, and a SOOPER SEME TO BOOT!
zhyndia k: I know! XD How can they defend their chastity against Kotaro's assault! XD
osmalic: Hokuto and Fow: *offers naked!Teppei to appease the god*
osmalic: ........or will that lead to a foursome?
zhyndia k: Kotaro: Ahohoho, but I can please all three of you without neglecting any of your needs, for I am a S00per seme with Sekrit S00per Techniques!
osmalic: Kotaro: can have as many as 5 ejaculations in a hour, oi!
zhyndia k: :)) Firmly in the realm of BL manga, we are!
osmalic: oh yesssssss. i wonder if Kurumada's been tripping for the past few hours.
zhyndia k: I think he's having nightmares desu
osmalic: poor guy, but we love him so. :p

And yes, poor Kurumada-sensei, who spawned fangirling like this by making BT'X and Saint Seiya. ^^; BTW, I found our meta for BT'X and TB, but didn't include it. XD

And leaving BT'X, we discuss rock evolution:
zhyndia k: Rocks have no feelings, though
zhyndia k: and they do not go into wars and massive genocide
zhyndia k: (Gah! Imagines rock genocide)
osmalic: If there's going to be a genocide, it's going to be through fossils.
zhyndia k: :)) "You, your fossil records contradict with our theology that igneous rocks reign supreme for being closest to the cosmic fire! Bu~rn!"
zhyndia k: (Stop - no, wrong....*dies*)
osmalic: (I love that you said "bu~rn" instead of "DIE!!!") XD -->mababaw ang kaligayahan
zhyndia k: They can't die, sort of. XD So yes, burn, and let the stresses turn you to metamorphic rocks.
zhyndia k: Until the metamorphic rocks stage a revolution to overthrow the igneous!
zhyndia k: *believes sedimentary rocks are pacifists*
osmalic: But...but...some metamorphic rocks can fall into the depths of the oceanic magma and become...igneous again! (it's a vicious cycle)
zhyndia k: *dies*
osmalic: Sedimentary rocks: weary of the passing time, they have lose their passion and continue to watch the changing world...
zhyndia k: "You can only truly understand what time is as you see a massive boulder worn away by the river currents. Become a pebble in the riverbed, my student, and you will know all the knowledge in the world."

Now you see why I avoid conferences like whoa! The crack can explode and leave me gasping for breath. XD