...Or why I don't mention that I like chatting with people online might be a more accurate way to phrase that.
( trauma for hp characters mentioned here )

So osmalic and I needed a break in between what we're doing. So we're dealing with our fangirling in different ways. We've completely ruined Rizal and Harry Potter.

Warnings: Rizal El Fili characters acting extremely OOC, crack, mentions of harems and ships and rooster synonyms.

( Isagani x Basilio OTP )

An attempt at RP-ing Snape and Lupin, by osmalic and me. We switched around halfway through the scene, so I was originally doing Remus, then became Severus. We managed to stop at a reasonable spot. Warnings: Plotless. :D But hey, seems like it can be turned into a fic.

( Snupin chatting XD )

Music sharing for the week: Vienna Teng's Nothing Without You. There are a few other songs there, and I think I'll be using this for most of my uploads now. ^_^ At least I can keep track of the files now.

( Vienna Teng: Nothing without you lyrics )

EDIT: I victimized mierin_lanfear with an outstandingly OOC Getbackers Jackal to go with her Claudia, and thus ended up with a fic I need to do. XD I must be a masochist, or as an H/D fic put it, "the world's only living brain donor." (I did not just quote an H/D fic.)
EDIT #2: Oh, wow, she posted it in its entirety. *dead* <= Much wicked fun is had, though still vanilla? :D
EDIT #3: F-f-f-locked, sorry. Unlocked, and having weird delayed foreplay RP again. O_O Will the hurting ever stop? :D

One of these days, _dilation and ashesto, I will go beyond bowing down to your greatness and offer more than crack. But with my keyboard shot - don't you just love penkeyboards?- I cant't type so well. At least I'm getting art done, which is no mean feat given the circumstances. Even if they're pretty much crap. XD

( A proliferation of hearts. )

Jose Rizal on Wikipedia
A Jose Rizal site in both English and Tagalog.

• A quicklist of Noli me Tangere characters
  
• A quicklist of El Filibusterismo characters
  

Those pages are actually at the top of a set of book guides. If I was in the mood I'd translate them to English, but I'm a bit busy right now. O_o And my crack versions of their description (with help from osmalic) sound scary in the calm light of day:

( Cracked edition. Might cause choking and gnawing on desktops )

Yet another Rizal site. Ignore the graphics, and check out the list of articles pertaining to perceptions of Rizal as a hero.

Jose Rizal on Project Gutenberg. Both El Fili and Noli are translations by Charles Derbyshire. I think I have an extra copy of the translation by Leon Ma Guerrero, but what I want is a list of the quotations used in chapter headings. Anyone know where to find them?

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Re: holmesian Still hedging over what to write, but I did find out that doing an advanced search for "detective stories" in Project Guterberg yields works by Arthur Conan Doyle, Honoré de Balzac, and two books by Agatha Christie. The search results seem to include some horror mysteries as well, but I haven't checked it out. I'm going to download a couple of the Lock and Key Library, edited by Julian Hawthorne, to sample what he thinks were the best of the mysteries back in the days of yore. :D

The University of Adelaide e-text library has a list of books under the theme "crime". I've yet to look through the authors list and check if they missed mentioning something in their collection, but it links to a download of the complete Father Brown stories by G.K.Chesterton.

Ariri-nee, my sweet and lovely Ariri-nee, has issued an ultimatum of Friday for both Death Games interlude and Chapter 3. And like, her threat of me having to write SephirothxRiku waffy porn is enough to get me cracking. I don't like writing porn, I don't have the skills set for it. Yeah, yeah, I know, mierin_lanfear, I've been goading you, but that's because that's all I'm good for - goading. I mean, the last time I actually wrote anything beyond cuddling was - *thinks* oh, I think it was the L5r fanfic with Toshiken and Yoshi. I'm not sure though, but it was that long ago. And they didn't really have sex, oh no, it was just, uh, rooster synonyms and oral congress. (Total favorite word for the day: oral congress! Though now I can't help but wonder what the people in the House of Representatives are doing.) I've never really written anything past that, because that Magic Knight Rayearth and Snupin still makes me laugh to this day. Not really encouraging reactions to doing porn, is it? O_o;

I managed to mention Takesato now, that's how much I fear the waffy porn. I'm working in Gyousou's hand for Hikaru to freak out on, though I can't decide how to end Interlude. I'm vacillating between Subaru doing his Sumeragi thing, Subaru doing his Sakurazukamori thing (in case I turn Gyousou into a Hollow. *emo tears*), or Hikaru doing his shinigami thing for the first time. I'm sort of leaning for the latter, since really, I believe Hikaru can do it with an asauchi, but the only reason why it's still unnamed is we can't come up with a good zanpakutou name for it. We're still choosing. :D

Oh, and here's a couple more crack convos between _dilation and me, while I wait for the weather to clear up, so I can go out and get Akaya scanned.

( Because the best crack comes from Inui's meth lab. )

And yes, even more crack convos, this time involving BT'X and Harry Potter and osmalic. I'm now certain you have the impression I'm on a high when I talk to people. You're not off the mark.


Okay, this is because I expect osmalic: to do this drabble for tomorrow. Because BT'X crack is love, and Ron in heels is just too much to pass up.

( Mummy!Teppei and Super-Seme Pwnage )

*facepalms* Sirius James crack convo. Because babysitting the holy terror is love. If you don't know him, Sirius James is the hypothetical child of Remus and Tonks in the post-HBP world. I made Tonk die conveniently and leave her husband and son to the tender mercies of an out-of-work Potions Master who can whip up a wicked batch of brownies. I know, it's a terrible idea. XD

( Sirius James and his legion of baby-sitters )

Today's happy music is:
* Depapepe - Pastel Toori
* SOULd' OUT - Starlight Destiny
* Rain - Free Way

Because really, I'm not depressed all the time. Just most of the time.
On reading back at the whole entry, I realize: I don't sound like I'm Capricorn. XD

Last weekend _dilation and I got talking spazzing over her latest set of art which included a yukata-clad Niou who beats the crap out of people with his large metal fans. Since it was International Capslock Day we decided to hold our whole chat in capslock. ^^; But God, was that memorable and cracky! If we sound utterly brainless it's because we were chatting at 1 am or something.

Warnings: CAPSLOCK! Crack! Bad punctuation. May cause vision to blur after a while.

( THE VISIONS, THEY BURN. MAMA, IS THIS HEAVEN? )

So as you can see, _dilation has to draw more Rikkaidai Yakuza pictures. Also, you might want to visit mikken's journal for amazing shorts based off said picture. :D So far there's two NiYa and one YanaKiri! Can't wait for more! :D

You will lose all respect for me if you read. ^^;
Just, er - ignore. ^^; These are mainly transcripts from chatting with osmalic, who posted (not really) indecent pictures of Fow. (^o^)v

( *facepalms* I should just hide myself, really. )

Now you see why I avoid conferences like whoa! The crack can explode and leave me gasping for breath. XD