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Misuse of Capital letters, and Rikkai!Yakuza chat.
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_dilation and I got talking spazzing over her latest set of art which included a yukata-clad Niou who beats the crap out of people with his large metal fans. Since it was International Capslock Day we decided to hold our whole chat in capslock. ^^; But God, was that memorable and cracky! If we sound utterly brainless it's because we were chatting at 1 am or something.
Warnings: CAPSLOCK! Crack! Bad punctuation. May cause vision to blur after a while.
It began because I wanted to know if it's okay to do stuff based on the Rikkai!Yakuza idea.
_dilation: HMMM IT DOESN'T HURT IF A LOT OF PEOPLE DO IT.
blue_cage: KUKUKUKU, AS LONG AS NIOU IS THE METAL FAN-WIELDING QUEEN?
_dilation: YES.
blue_cage: OMG, THEY FIGHT WITH HYOTEI FOR TERRITORY!
_dilation: OMG YES!
_dilation: SEIGAKU = THE POLICE!
_dilation: KACHIRO IS THE INFILTRATOR.
blue_cage: WAAAAH! AND WHO RULES THE GAMBLING WORLD?!
blue_cage: FUDOUMINE IS THE DETECTIVE BRANCH!
blue_cage: OH, GOD, NO. *SUCCUMBS*
_dilation: OF COURSE HYOUTEI RULES THE CASINOS.
blue_cage: LOL, KABAJI IS IN CHARGE OF THE SECURITY!
_dilation: RIKKAI THE TRADING DOCKS.
_dilation: HE'S THE TOP GUARD YO.
_dilation: ST. RUDOLPH IS THE PUBLISHING TEAM.
_dilation: WELL WHAT DO YOU KNOW... WE HAVE GODFATHER.
blue_cage: LOL, AND WE NEED PROSTITUTION! A PROSTITUTION DEN!
_dilation: RIKKAI TERRITORY YES.
_dilation: NIOU IS PAPA SAN!
blue_cage: WAHAHAHAHA, SO HE KEEPS THE PROSTITUTION DEN CLEAN WITH HIS GIANT FAN!?
_dilation: YESSSS HE HACKS AWAY AT THE NON-PAYING CUSTOMERS!
_dilation: IT'S JUST HIS SIDELINE.
_dilation: OH GOD.
blue_cage: WAAAAH, NIOU CAN BE HAD FOR A NIGHT OF PURE PLEASURE!
_dilation: BEFORE BUT NOW HE'S ONLY YAGYUU'S.
_dilation: DAMMIT I'M GONNA DRAW THIS.
blue_cage: WAAAA, COURTESAN WITH A HEART OF GOLD!
blue_cage: *FACEPALMS* BRAIN IS DYING.
_dilation: OMG POT SIN CITY!
blue_cage: WAHAHAHAHA, I HAVE VISIONS OF NIOU ON THE POLE!
_dilation: I SEE HIM DOING THIS REALLY LEWD FAN DANCE! LOL
blue_cage: RYOMA'S THE FREAKY GUY ELIJAH WOOD PLAYS!
_dilation: I'M THINKING MORE OF FUJI THAN RYOMA.
blue_cage: OH GOD, FAN DANCE.
blue_cage: AKAYA?
_dilation: HE'S A POLICE OFFICER BY DAY, SERIAL KILLER BY NIGHT HOW INTERESTING
_dilation: AKAYA'S THE NEW BOY IN RIKKAI
blue_cage: LOL
_dilation: APPRENTICE GANGSTA.
_dilation: JUST SO YOU KNOW, I'M SAVING THIS CONVO.
blue_cage: AHAHAHAHA. THE VISIONS, THEY BURN. MAMA, IS THIS HEAVEN?
blue_cage: WAAAAH?!
_dilation: I MUST PRESERVE THE IDEAS! LOL
_dilation: NO, SWEETHEART, THIS IS JUST THE PARKING LOT. YOU GOT RUN OVER BY A CAR.
blue_cage: WAAAAH, BUT THE WONDERFUL IMAGE OF SEEING NIOU IN FISHNETS!
blue_cage: AND YUKIMURA IN CORSET + FUR-TRIMMED COAT AND GIANT GUNS BLAZING!
blue_cage: MAMA, MAMA, TELL ME I'M IN HEAVEN!
_dilation: NO, THEY'RE ALL IN FANCY BLACK SUITS EXCEPT NIOU WHO HAS A GOLD TRIMMED RED KIMONO INSTEAD, UNLESS HE WANTS TO PUT ON A BLACK SUIT AS WELL.
_dilation: HE HAS A GOLDEN TIE THOUGH.
blue_cage: WUUUUH, BUT YUKIMURA IS THE BOSS, HE DESERVES A FUR-TRIMMED COAT!
blue_cage: AND YAGYUU WEARS KIMONO AND HAKAMA TO MATCH NIOU'S!
_dilation: YESSS, HE DESERVES A FUR TRIMMED COAT... FAKE FUR BECAUSE HE'S A MEMBER OF THE HUMANE SOCIETY OR SOMETHING.
blue_cage: AND HE SLIDES IN BETWEEN NIOU'S LEGS. OH GOD, SO HOT.
_dilation: MMM... MATCHING KIMONOS. EASY ACCESS
blue_cage: WTF A YAKUZA A MEMBER OF THE HUMANE SOCIETY?
_dilation: HE'S A CONTRADICTION.
blue_cage: LOL. SMEX ON THOSE FANS, NAH?
_dilation: AAAAAHHHH THIS IS GOING DOWNHILL!
blue_cage: NO, IT'S GETTING BETTER!
_dilation: AH YOU ARE EVIL.
blue_cage: NO, I'M INNOCENT! YOU STARTED IT! LOL
_dilation: OH GOD NOW D1 KIMONO SMEX
blue_cage: KUKUKUKU. I WANT THAT!
_dilation: AFTER I FINISH MY DEADLINES I'M DRAWING THIS
blue_cage: LOL. WILL SAVE THIS AS PROOF YOU OWE ME!
_dilation: THIS IS JUST TOO AWESOME.
So as you can see,_dilation has to draw more Rikkaidai Yakuza pictures. Also, you might want to visit mikken's journal for amazing shorts based off said picture. :D So far there's two NiYa and one YanaKiri! Can't wait for more! :D
_dilation and I got Warnings: CAPSLOCK! Crack! Bad punctuation. May cause vision to blur after a while.
It began because I wanted to know if it's okay to do stuff based on the Rikkai!Yakuza idea.
_dilation: HMMM IT DOESN'T HURT IF A LOT OF PEOPLE DO IT.blue_cage: KUKUKUKU, AS LONG AS NIOU IS THE METAL FAN-WIELDING QUEEN?_dilation: YES.blue_cage: OMG, THEY FIGHT WITH HYOTEI FOR TERRITORY!_dilation: OMG YES!_dilation: SEIGAKU = THE POLICE!_dilation: KACHIRO IS THE INFILTRATOR.blue_cage: WAAAAH! AND WHO RULES THE GAMBLING WORLD?!blue_cage: FUDOUMINE IS THE DETECTIVE BRANCH!blue_cage: OH, GOD, NO. *SUCCUMBS*_dilation: OF COURSE HYOUTEI RULES THE CASINOS.blue_cage: LOL, KABAJI IS IN CHARGE OF THE SECURITY!_dilation: RIKKAI THE TRADING DOCKS._dilation: HE'S THE TOP GUARD YO._dilation: ST. RUDOLPH IS THE PUBLISHING TEAM._dilation: WELL WHAT DO YOU KNOW... WE HAVE GODFATHER.blue_cage: LOL, AND WE NEED PROSTITUTION! A PROSTITUTION DEN!_dilation: RIKKAI TERRITORY YES._dilation: NIOU IS PAPA SAN!blue_cage: WAHAHAHAHA, SO HE KEEPS THE PROSTITUTION DEN CLEAN WITH HIS GIANT FAN!?_dilation: YESSSS HE HACKS AWAY AT THE NON-PAYING CUSTOMERS!_dilation: IT'S JUST HIS SIDELINE._dilation: OH GOD.blue_cage: WAAAAH, NIOU CAN BE HAD FOR A NIGHT OF PURE PLEASURE!_dilation: BEFORE BUT NOW HE'S ONLY YAGYUU'S._dilation: DAMMIT I'M GONNA DRAW THIS.blue_cage: WAAAA, COURTESAN WITH A HEART OF GOLD!blue_cage: *FACEPALMS* BRAIN IS DYING._dilation: OMG POT SIN CITY!blue_cage: WAHAHAHAHA, I HAVE VISIONS OF NIOU ON THE POLE!_dilation: I SEE HIM DOING THIS REALLY LEWD FAN DANCE! LOLblue_cage: RYOMA'S THE FREAKY GUY ELIJAH WOOD PLAYS!_dilation: I'M THINKING MORE OF FUJI THAN RYOMA.blue_cage: OH GOD, FAN DANCE.blue_cage: AKAYA?_dilation: HE'S A POLICE OFFICER BY DAY, SERIAL KILLER BY NIGHT HOW INTERESTING_dilation: AKAYA'S THE NEW BOY IN RIKKAIblue_cage: LOL_dilation: APPRENTICE GANGSTA._dilation: JUST SO YOU KNOW, I'M SAVING THIS CONVO.blue_cage: AHAHAHAHA. THE VISIONS, THEY BURN. MAMA, IS THIS HEAVEN?blue_cage: WAAAAH?!_dilation: I MUST PRESERVE THE IDEAS! LOL_dilation: NO, SWEETHEART, THIS IS JUST THE PARKING LOT. YOU GOT RUN OVER BY A CAR.blue_cage: WAAAAH, BUT THE WONDERFUL IMAGE OF SEEING NIOU IN FISHNETS!blue_cage: AND YUKIMURA IN CORSET + FUR-TRIMMED COAT AND GIANT GUNS BLAZING!blue_cage: MAMA, MAMA, TELL ME I'M IN HEAVEN!_dilation: NO, THEY'RE ALL IN FANCY BLACK SUITS EXCEPT NIOU WHO HAS A GOLD TRIMMED RED KIMONO INSTEAD, UNLESS HE WANTS TO PUT ON A BLACK SUIT AS WELL._dilation: HE HAS A GOLDEN TIE THOUGH.blue_cage: WUUUUH, BUT YUKIMURA IS THE BOSS, HE DESERVES A FUR-TRIMMED COAT!blue_cage: AND YAGYUU WEARS KIMONO AND HAKAMA TO MATCH NIOU'S!_dilation: YESSS, HE DESERVES A FUR TRIMMED COAT... FAKE FUR BECAUSE HE'S A MEMBER OF THE HUMANE SOCIETY OR SOMETHING.blue_cage: AND HE SLIDES IN BETWEEN NIOU'S LEGS. OH GOD, SO HOT._dilation: MMM... MATCHING KIMONOS. EASY ACCESSblue_cage: WTF A YAKUZA A MEMBER OF THE HUMANE SOCIETY?_dilation: HE'S A CONTRADICTION.blue_cage: LOL. SMEX ON THOSE FANS, NAH?_dilation: AAAAAHHHH THIS IS GOING DOWNHILL!blue_cage: NO, IT'S GETTING BETTER!_dilation: AH YOU ARE EVIL.blue_cage: NO, I'M INNOCENT! YOU STARTED IT! LOL_dilation: OH GOD NOW D1 KIMONO SMEXblue_cage: KUKUKUKU. I WANT THAT!_dilation: AFTER I FINISH MY DEADLINES I'M DRAWING THISblue_cage: LOL. WILL SAVE THIS AS PROOF YOU OWE ME!_dilation: THIS IS JUST TOO AWESOME.So as you can see,
_dilation has to draw more Rikkaidai Yakuza pictures. Also, you might want to visit mikken's journal for amazing shorts based off said picture. :D So far there's two NiYa and one YanaKiri! Can't wait for more! :D
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