PoT Hyotei crack convo and art.

[blue_cage]

One of these days, _dilation and ashesto, I will go beyond bowing down to your greatness and offer more than crack. But with my keyboard shot - don't you just love penkeyboards?- I cant't type so well. At least I'm getting art done, which is no mean feat given the circumstances. Even if they're pretty much crap. XD



First up, craptastic art using Painter. I swear I'm sticking to OopenCanvas until next year now.

Organization XIII Gakuto - er, I meant Yakuza Gakuto XD

I have to say, whenever I chat with people in googletalk I always end up with a lot of hearts trailing after it. XD It must be because they turn and get shaded along the way.

blue_cage: YAY! ♥ Actually, you're so evil!
_dilation: That's why I'll chat for a bit. Increasing the crack powah! Whhhhy?
blue_cage: I kept thinking of Gakuto and how the hell I will write him without going OOC! XD He's so ghei in my head~♥
_dilation: He's actually a little bit butch in my head. He's even more macho than Oshitari in my brain hehehe
blue_cage: But that's because you see him as seme! ♥
_dilation: Seme!Gakuto remember :P
blue_cage: Anyhoo, Oshitari's both-sexual in my head(The opposite of asexual)
_dilation: Ahehehe, that would be logical :D
blue_cage: Well, it's more like Gakuto's gay in the sense he flaunts his sexuality more. With eye-rolling, lip-licking, and a few pats on people's bums. Smacking too! Ohtori yelped when Gakuto did that to him once!Shishido did his messy glare o'doom behind the hair. ♥♥♥♥♥
_dilation: Shishido will kill him lolz
blue_cage: I love meh crack!
_dilation: We are so cracked XD
blue_cage: Kukukukuku. BTW, Gakuto's shoes don't have heels, nee?
_dilation: Yup :) More like bitch male shoes pointy, but still manly, just like in the 70's XD
blue_cage: Oh-kay! *notes* He doesn't have a thing for short shorts then? ♥♥♥♥
_dilation: No :P He likes his pants skinny though.
blue_cage: Demme. *notes again* Oh, yay, we are in butchland! :D I can see Gakuto keeps trying to explain to people that no, he's not a girl, and really, it's completely true. He's a guy. He refuses to wear tiny shorts and fur coats because it's gotten him into deep shite.
_dilation: Yeah, though Oshitari wears it for him.XD
blue_cage: THE SHORTS???? And of course, you know, when they first met, Gakuto was part of those crazy groups that likes to do athletic jumps all over the place, and he thought Oshitari was a bartender or a dealer in Atobe's casino, and Oshitari laughs, says he's the Black Jack dealer.
_dilation: Uh, the fur coats i mean.
blue_cage: And it turns out that Gakuto knows Hiyoshi and Hiyoshi saw them together and went "OMG WTF why is one of the bosses here talking to Mukahi?!" And Oshitari says, "Why hello, Hiyoshi, you didn't tell me how talented your friend is~♥"
_dilation: OMGGG DOOO EEET
blue_cage: XD
_dilation: Oshitari's job in the casino mainly is beating out the big winners so that the cash is still in Hyoutei treasury. He's like, the tensai of the tables XD
blue_cage: Hahahahhahaha, he plays them all, and his luck is incredible! ♥ That explains why he's not in love yet?! XD
_dilation: XD No, he calls Gakuto his lucky charm!
blue_cage: Kukukuku, but isn't it one who's lucky with cards is unlucky in love? ♥ Or maybe he's resisting all efforts to be uke to Gakuto's seme? XD
_dilation: Wah, yeah, that's right. That'll be better.
blue_cage: Oh, yes, lot's of smex all around, and pheremones, and Atobe rolling his eyes and saying "Just get them a room and lock them until they shag, I don't care who tops, Kabaji." ♥ I can't spell. OMIGOD. X_x Ang Gakuto does a doubletake, "You don't care who tops?" And Oshitari's "Uh oh, I see the gears in your head turning."
9:10 PM _dilation: ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Yes, give me my seme Gakuto!
blue_cage: And Gakuto goes, "Why, Yuushi, I'll let you top, but that's while I come in you so hard you'll call me God." Oh GOD. *chokes*
_dilation: ♥
blue_cage: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Only for you, my Queen, will I reverse my OTP. XD
_dilation: Wow!XD
blue_cage: He says this while imitating Oshitari's purr, and everyone in the room chokes on their drinks. Kabaji isn't sure who he'll have to carry into the room kicking and screaming.
_dilation: I'd choke too, man.
blue_cage: He really thought it'd be Oshitari saying that. Apparently Oshitari's virtue is in danger! XD
PM _dilation: OMG! They better enjoy it both!XDDDD
blue_cage: Lol, we'd never know. Though I like the vision of Gakuto perched on Kabaji's shoulder while Kabaji drags Oshitari to the room.
_dilation: Hehehe, poor Yuushi! ... NOT ♥
blue_cage: Shishido and Ohtori are like, "Whoa, will Atobe do that if we don't boink each other like crazy rabbits?" And Ohtori says, "I don't know how to boink a man!" and Shishido goes, "Ah, it's like with girls except it's a different hole" And Ohtori grins. "Oh then I can do that. Oh, Shishido-san~♥!" STOP MEH NOW~♥♥♥♥
_dilation: You know, you cut and paste these things, we already have fic
blue_cage: O_o I ... realized. BTW, what DOES Shishido and Ohtori do? I think we talked about Taki as the lounge singer/pianist, and Hiyoshi's the hitman of sorts.
_dilation: They interrogate them some rascal bitches?
blue_cage: O_o
_dilation: Actually, It's only Ohtori who's their main interrogator
blue_cage: Well, uh, their official title can't be "interrogating them rascal bitches!" Oh, so you mean he's part of "security"?
blue_cage: I think Shishido'd be great on the floor though. And Ohtori was more of a - hm, mainly a guest relations person. But that's their "official" job. Else they interrogate them damned rascals just as you said.
_dilation: That's his actual main job in the org XD God this is so cracked!
blue_cage: I luffs you. :D Ohtori charms the laydye guests, and Shishido fumes as he fends off drunken propositions of guys who are so far in their cups they think he's a girl. :D
_dilation: More like the old ladies with lots of money
blue_cage: Hahahahahahahahahahaa, yes, that's Ohtori all right! And Atobe's for the young ladies with lots of money?
_dilation: Yes. The rich young bachelorettes easily charmed
blue_cage: XD
_dilation: Ohtori doing the puppy eyes to the old ladies, which has them cooing and pampering him XD God, the idea in my head is so funny lolz