One of these days, _dilation and ashesto, I will go beyond bowing down to your greatness and offer more than crack. But with my keyboard shot - don't you just love penkeyboards?- I cant't type so well. At least I'm getting art done, which is no mean feat given the circumstances. Even if they're pretty much crap. XD

( A proliferation of hearts. )

Ariri-nee, my sweet and lovely Ariri-nee, has issued an ultimatum of Friday for both Death Games interlude and Chapter 3. And like, her threat of me having to write SephirothxRiku waffy porn is enough to get me cracking. I don't like writing porn, I don't have the skills set for it. Yeah, yeah, I know, mierin_lanfear, I've been goading you, but that's because that's all I'm good for - goading. I mean, the last time I actually wrote anything beyond cuddling was - *thinks* oh, I think it was the L5r fanfic with Toshiken and Yoshi. I'm not sure though, but it was that long ago. And they didn't really have sex, oh no, it was just, uh, rooster synonyms and oral congress. (Total favorite word for the day: oral congress! Though now I can't help but wonder what the people in the House of Representatives are doing.) I've never really written anything past that, because that Magic Knight Rayearth and Snupin still makes me laugh to this day. Not really encouraging reactions to doing porn, is it? O_o;

I managed to mention Takesato now, that's how much I fear the waffy porn. I'm working in Gyousou's hand for Hikaru to freak out on, though I can't decide how to end Interlude. I'm vacillating between Subaru doing his Sumeragi thing, Subaru doing his Sakurazukamori thing (in case I turn Gyousou into a Hollow. *emo tears*), or Hikaru doing his shinigami thing for the first time. I'm sort of leaning for the latter, since really, I believe Hikaru can do it with an asauchi, but the only reason why it's still unnamed is we can't come up with a good zanpakutou name for it. We're still choosing. :D

Oh, and here's a couple more crack convos between _dilation and me, while I wait for the weather to clear up, so I can go out and get Akaya scanned.

( Because the best crack comes from Inui's meth lab. )

And yes, even more crack convos, this time involving BT'X and Harry Potter and osmalic. I'm now certain you have the impression I'm on a high when I talk to people. You're not off the mark.


Okay, this is because I expect osmalic: to do this drabble for tomorrow. Because BT'X crack is love, and Ron in heels is just too much to pass up.

( Mummy!Teppei and Super-Seme Pwnage )

*facepalms* Sirius James crack convo. Because babysitting the holy terror is love. If you don't know him, Sirius James is the hypothetical child of Remus and Tonks in the post-HBP world. I made Tonk die conveniently and leave her husband and son to the tender mercies of an out-of-work Potions Master who can whip up a wicked batch of brownies. I know, it's a terrible idea. XD

( Sirius James and his legion of baby-sitters )

Today's happy music is:
* Depapepe - Pastel Toori
* SOULd' OUT - Starlight Destiny
* Rain - Free Way

Because really, I'm not depressed all the time. Just most of the time.
On reading back at the whole entry, I realize: I don't sound like I'm Capricorn. XD