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[blue_cage]

So osmalic and I needed a break in between what we're doing. So we're dealing with our fangirling in different ways. We've completely ruined Rizal and Harry Potter.

Warnings: Rizal El Fili characters acting extremely OOC, crack, mentions of harems and ships and rooster synonyms.


osmalic I am blaming you now that I am actively looking for information concerning Islam zones in the Philippines during the American period. HUH.
blue_cage XD I am innocent!
osmalic No you're not. >:P
osmalic But eeeeee Basilio all covered up is haunting me.
blue_cage Well, uh, if I start raving over Isagani's muscles, I didn't say anything.
osmalic BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
osmalic (I can see Isagani in cape now. Hoo-boy.)
blue_cage TIGHTS! Don't forget the tights!
osmalic Of course! XD Isagani: "I'll save you from those Moros!" Basilio: "If you're not going to fuck me, go away."
blue_cage And Isagani goes: THAT TOO!
osmalic XDXDXDXDXDXD
blue_cage Isagani" But better yet let's fuck when there's no moro threatening to cut off either of my heads, now.
blue_cage Basilio: ... ... ... Yeah. It wouldn't do to have your heads cut off.
osmalic "But I thought you lived for the excitement, Isagani?"
blue_cage Isagani: I'll show you how exciting it is once we get to the ship and I fuck you blind while escaping the datu's army
osmalic Poor Isagani, with his heads cut off. And THIS REALLY MEANS ISAGANI IS *SEME*!!!!
blue_cage O_o PLEASE. Stop me, XD
osmalic *tantantantaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan*
osmalic OMG THEY'RE SEXXING AWAY TO THE SUNSET! ON A BOAT! CRUISE! IS DEAD
blue_cage Yes~♥ Isagani believes Basilio must be thoroughly "exercised" after being in the harem for so long.
osmalic And thoroughly cleansed of those Moro fluids.
blue_cage Oh, God. It's like a Yamano Ayane doujinshi set in the Philippines. O_O Or an Asami Tohjoh, take your pick.
osmalic OMG I KNOW! "Yamano Ayane does a Rizal"
[There's a cut here. XD]
osmalic I've been reading up on Lanao, Davao, and Sulu during the American time.
blue_cage ^___________^ Vey!
osmalic I really want to set it in Sulu, since they have a sultanate, and I can set it in a time when there was a change of political ideas, with Sulu becoming egalitarian, hence the harem. But that doesn't explain how Isagani got there.
blue_cage Uh, Isagani was adventuring in search of news reports? XD
osmalic (Besides his "I'M NOW A MISSIONARY AGAINST THOSE DAMN PROTESTANTS.")OMG THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!
blue_cage Maybe he's even working for teh americans, I dunno XD
osmalic He's lost his revolutionary ideas, and so has Basilio, but Basilio is more broken over it because he's seeing how the Muslim world is changing.
osmalic Isagani: "Can't you see the Americans will work for all we wanted? Education for everyone, freedom, the chance for a future!"
blue_cage (Oh, God, I am innocent. I did not set this madness free. I will attend misa de gallo to make up for this)
osmalic "...Where did all your ideas, Basilio, about building a school, about peace amidst revolution?"
blue_cage XD Basilio: Don't you see we can never escape these colonizers who believe they know better than us!?
blue_cage Basilio: I'd rather stay here and let the world outside change!
blue_cage Isagani: I will change the world for you, if you want! However you want it!
blue_cage Basilio: (teasing) With sex everyday, I suppose.
blue_cage Isagani: Well, it will do for a start.
osmalic "You never wanted to change the world, Isagani. You proved that when you threw the lamp into the river."
blue_cage Isagani: And I proceeded to regret it ever since
osmalic "All you have is someone to protect, and now that she's someone else, what are you now?"
blue_cage Isagani: It wasn't about changing the world back then, it was about saving someone I think that I love.
Isagani: But now I'm here, and I will save you, even if it means I'll have to dedicate my life to changing the world as you want it. If that's the only way I can prove that I want you.
osmalic "And you haven't learned anything from Simoun at all. Love will never save anyone. No matter how much you want it to."
blue_cage (Oh, God resisting using that NOTTING HILL LINE SO BAD)
osmalic -->Basilio GOOD LORD, WOMAN
osmalic Ahahahahaha! XD Notting Hill stole from Isagani! XD
blue_cage XD You know, you're more seme than I am, right? WHY DID I GET ISAGANI THEN WRYYYYY?!
osmalic I KNOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!! I'm not channeling uke!Basilio, I'M NOT!!!! But I love bitter!Basilio, so yeah. XD
blue_cage Isagani: Simoun is Simoun, and I am myself. Simoun failed because he wanted revenge more. I will never want revenge more than I want you.
blue_cage (Isagani : SAP! I will never say that!)
osmalic *FLAILS, IS SPEECHLESS*
blue_cage XD I played seme before. Ivan => totally.
osmalic Fuck, I can never be that smooth. O_o -->is now seekritly rethinking maybe I'm also uke. O_O
blue_cage XD I'm not bitter right now, I can't do bitter!Basilio.
osmalic Isagani IN TIGHTS! (complete with American missionary uniform?)Pushy!ukes is really seme, yaknow.
blue_cage The really bright white ones! XD O, rly?
osmalic Basilio: "I'M BLIIIIND!"
blue_cage I always thought it was a way of getting what they want. And Basilio = pushy!uke, ne?
osmalic I thought of him more of an angsty!angry!uke.
blue_cage Mm, he seems to be demanding too much sex from Isagani though. Stockholm syndrome?
osmalic YEAH.
blue_cage The ultimate form. Even back when there was no name for such a case. XD
osmalic You know, he's been in the harem for so long (I'm setting it around 1904-05, hoping that the whole "lamp" thing happened just as the Philippine revolution was happening...around 1898 or something, and not during the publishing years of El Fili)
blue_cage Someone should do a treatise on the dating of the Noli and Fili.XD
blue_cage I think the implied dating is around that time, but we don't know, really. Rizal was a bit - liberal about the use of time. O_O
osmalic I hope so! I mean, it's easy to see how the lamp failed in one area, but in other areas the revolution were already starting.
blue_cage *wondering where I should begin the Isagani/Basilio thing. XD
osmalic WHERE WHERE WHERE?!
blue_cage No, I meant if I was gonna post it. We were sorta jumping all over the place with that. XD
osmalic True. Probably when they were just talking about revolution.
blue_cage Hm, but we miss the smexing! XD And the heads! Head cutting is important!
osmalic (Which head? poor guy)
blue_cage XD Well, uh, I guess the moros will decide.
osmalic You know the Islam cut off the cocks of guys who commit homosexual acts?
blue_cage Oh, dear. Well, uh. *looks at the harem* LOOKS LIKE IT'S HOTDOG CHOPPING NIGHT, PEOPLE! XD
osmalic I'm still looking for a way around that. Because they say the act itself is illegal, but in some places it's okay if you don't act like it.
blue_cage XD *gets chopper*
osmalic So maybe...I'm thinking Basilio is one of those guys who's asked to perform solo. NOOOO BASILIO! SAVE YOURSELF!
blue_cage Uh, or pleasing the women? Or toys?
osmalic And since he's a prostitute/in a pseudo-harem, then he's considered small. (And he's Catholic too, so )
blue_cage Small? O_o you mean, in what way?
osmalic Toys, I suppose. Or as long as there's no actual cock-inserting-to-anus act. Small - excusable, sorry. XD Easy to overlook, because Catholics are *dirty*. --> the Moros think that.
blue_cage I though he was small in that way~ *wiggles brows*
osmalic OMG I DIDN'T GET IT!!! *headdesk*
blue_cage XD Well, as long as you got hotdog chopping night.
osmalic Hmm, I'll think about it. I'm thinking whether I should tackle that part--since I know if Basilio and Isagani get into the sex part somewhere in the Philippines, as well, then they're also in danger when it comes to the Catholic people. And the Protestants, come to think of it.
blue_cage Sex between men = big no-no back then. Sad, really.
osmalic (And thus they reside somewhere in Palawan where there are mosquitoes and caves and nice beaches and NO HOUSES FOR MILES!!!)
blue_cage How can they resist when those camisas turn transparent with sweat in the heat and bronzed skin and pina barongs without undershirts?!
osmalic Ooh la la. AND THUS THEY DO SETTLE IN PALAWAN. HELL YEAH.
blue_cage XD And lived happily ever after rolling in the beaches and splashing in the water~♥
osmalic What about their dream of revolution and educating the people?
blue_cage Well, they can have a honeymoon phase, i guess. XD
blue_cage Isagani: WE CAN HAVE OUR REVOLUTION OF LOVE HERE, BASILIO~<3!
blue_cage Oh, God. *facepalms*
osmalic THAT SOUNDS LIKE A TWO-MIX SONG!
blue_cage I know~♥


An attempt at RP-ing Snape and Lupin, by osmalic and me. We switched around halfway through the scene, so I was originally doing Remus, then became Severus. We managed to stop at a reasonable spot. Warnings: Plotless. :D But hey, seems like it can be turned into a fic.


Remus: It's seems like the young ones think I should marry Tonks. What do you think, Severus?
blue_cage : (Play Severus, pls? XD)
Severus: If you're asking me that, then you should have the answer somewhere in your brain, Lupin. Besides, why are you listening to people who are less than half your age?
Remus: < shrugs > Seeing that they seem to be in healthy relationships with their chosen companions, and seeing that I have no contemporaries to ask how to make one work - < wistful > If only there was someone my age, who'd talk to me about these sort of things....
Severus: Did you say something?
Remus: Oh, nothing. But Miss Tonks is a great girl, don't you think? An auror, she likes to have fun, except she's rather clumsy -
blue_cage : (Remus is babbling, I know)
Severus: I honestly thought she's not your type, but I guess I shouldn't be surprised, after the flea-bitten fugitive. She's not an improvement though.
Remus: Not my type? Well, maybe not exactly, but she's pretty affectionate and sweet, which is endearing. And about Sirius, Severus.
Remus: Really, how long will you believe that Sirius and I are more than good friends?
Severus: I really don't want to listen to you spouting your love life problems, Lupin, but since you're here you might as well pass me that extract of bat liver.
Severus: And if you're willing to listen, I think you're being an idiot about it. You're whining about how you want a family and relationship but here's Miss Nymphadora Tonks, all but willing to throw herself to you and you're asking me for advice. If you ask me, that's practically screaming "I don't wanna".
Remus: < hands bat liver > My love problems, hm? < smiles > I know your opinion of me, Severus. And I just thought that, well, even if you do think I'm an idiot and many times a fool for being friends with Sirius, you can give me good advice.
Remus: And it's not that I don't want to be in a relationship, but Miss Tonks is lacking one essential feature I need for a lover.
blue_cage : (You know, it almost sounds like a fic. XD)
Severus: "A bolt that'll make her stand upright for at least an hour?"
osmalic : (You're right, GAH!)
Remus: I don't need an upright lover, rather -
Remus: Something lacking - physically and mentally I suppose. She's not really - the brightest one. And our chats stutter off to nothing sometimes. She makes me laugh a lot when she does her metamorph tricks, but -
Severus: Spit it out, Lupin, if you've figured it out. (still gutting a rat to get its spleen)
Remus: I wouldn't want to tell you while you're doing something delicate, but, I rather wish she'd grow a cock sometimes.
blue_cage : (*sporfles* I'm sorry, I think Remus can talk dirty with a straight face!)
Severus: < CUTS THROUGH THE RAT'S SPLEEN > < pause >
Remus: < urk! Bad mood rising. >
Severus: < mutter > Shit. < not turning to Remus > Metaphorically or physically?
Remus: < is smiling softly > Both?
Remus: Now that you know I'm a poof, I wondered if you can give me advice on driving her away. You seem to do it remarkably well with women.
osmalic : (...Is it bad that I like having dense!Severus?)
blue_cage : (Oh, God, to think I made Remus use love advice to go to this! And dense!Severus is GOOD! XD)
Severus: Being a poof should be enough, Remus. I MEAN LUPIN.
Remus: ... < pretends he didn't hear the Remus, but smile widens > I don't want that fact to broadcast that out to the world.
osmalic : (I swear, I typed "Remus" first then went "urk" as I pressed Enter.)
blue_cage : (It works! XD)
Remus: And the young ones will look for a male admirer if I do. So what I need is a surefire way to get them to stop.
blue_cage : (Remus is silly! I mean, think about it, love!)
Severus: I can get you a regular visit with Lockhart. I'm sure he's willing to listen, he's available, and everyone will think you're utterly insane enough to back away.
Remus: < O_O >
osmalic : (XD)
Remus: ...but he is still a fine-looking man... ... it just might be the right thing.
blue_cage : (*snigger* Take that, Sev!)
osmalic : (........Yeah, I can't think of a response. O_o)
blue_cage : (Okay, okay, I'll make it easier. Snark got your tongue?! XD Fine, fine....)
Remus: But if I do pretend to go for Lockhart, they'll still try to foist other candidates for me, ones they think are more suitable.
osmalic : (I was thinking whether Severus should interpret "but he is still a fine young man" as something Remus is complaining about. XD)
Remus: < shrugs > After all, it's not like Lockhart can fight for my sake.
blue_cage : (*hinting* And, wow, I feel bad for Severus. Seems like Remus is trying to use all his techniques to get his way.)
Severus: What the hell do you need protection for? What kind of DADA instructor are you?! Do you need my help to fend off those brat's intentions?
osmalic : (gawd, I'm soooooo no used to writing Severus, I swear. O_O)
Remus: < smile is absolutely radiant now >
osmalic : (I'm more used to writing seme!Remus)
Remus: Why, come to think of it, Severus, that might be a better solution!
Remus: They would never dare to question my taste if I take you up on your offer to help me!
Severus: I'm not going to hex them for you, Lupin. Wait.
Severus: Taste?
Severus: WHAT?
Remus: < not hearing > And they know better than to get you angry because they've tasted your wrath often enough.
Severus: Are you implying...? WHAT? < poor rat is now forgotten >
Remus: Hexing? You won't need to hex them if we're going out. Just a temporary solution, mind.
Remus: Until they get used to the idea I won't go out with Tonks just to please them.
Severus: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?! And the rat spleen is now completely ruined, goddammit.
Remus: No, I'm not. I'd think it's obvious.
Remus: We're the same age, we have similar interests. You might be a snarky, greasy bastard with a sharp tongue and a penchant for torturing students. But I've heard that some of your students actually found it - sexy.
osmalic : (DAAAANG!!! *whine* My Sev is turning towards angst with "people are using me again, SO I'll have to ask for an exchange, it's the only way I can make sure to get something for my efforts.")
blue_cage : (You can make Severus hit on Remus to warn him off, you know. Or do you want to switch? XD)
blue_cage : (...I've never played uke before. Huh.)
osmalic : ...I've never RP-ed before. :(
blue_cage : (Well, then. Go for seme!Remus while we turn the heat a notch higher!)
[We switched at this point.]
Severus: < looks over > You ARE serious.
blue_cage : (Resists the urge to say "Srsly?" "O rly?" XD)
osmalic : (I'm resisting the "Sirius" jokes. O_O)
blue_cage : (XD I know~♥ Hit on me! hit on me! I'll turn on seductive Snape in a moment, but only for a bit before the snark comes on.)
Remus: Of course I'm serious, Severus. You know how difficult it is to convince those children.
Severus: < notices the mangled rat spleen at last while trying to think >
Remus: I honestly don't expect you to come rescuing my arse over something as petty as this, but I do know you can't resist a challenge...and a chance to prove yourself to those children.
Severus: < resisting while pretending to get another rat, the poor creature > It won't be much of a challenge for a former Deatheater who spied on the side of the Light to hoodwink a bunch of imbeciles the likes of Potter and his friends. And I have no need to prove myself to those same imbeciles. If they cannot understand the intricacies of my deception, they can rot in their empty attics for minds.
blue_cage : (Just one more! Turn on the charm, Remus! XD)
Severus: < discards the mangled rat, and while standing up notices how well those old trousers fit you. >
blue_cage : (Assuming, of course, that his bin was somewhere where he had to bend over. O_O)
Remus: How about proving something to me? < grabs Severus' hand before he reaches for another rat, ignoring the blood in his hands > And to yourself? That this thing between us is looks is something you can live without.
osmalic : (OH GODS ME GOING GUH over here)
Severus: Thing between us? As far as I know there was nothing between us, except for that misguided attempt at becoming friends when we were still in school.
blue_cage : (Wait, there's more!)
Severus: After all, you almost eating me alive would ruin even the most loving couples, which we were decidedly NOT. Or are you implying you would want to try that again? I recall you liked it when I do this.
Severus: < slides forward, his fingers hovering a mere millimeter away from the collar of Remus's shirt > And you like it when I bite.
Remus: < hitches breath >
osmalic : (You know, YOU'RE A SEME.)
blue_cage : (no, seriously. I'm just pushy!uke material. XD)
osmalic : (That's bordering seme!)
Severus: < drawls > You like it most when I talk to you and I don't touch. And it doesn't matter what I say.
Severus: But what if I want more? What if I want more than to dirty talk you to orgasm? Could you handle that?
Severus: < draws back, reading something in Remus's expression >
blue_cage : (Go for the kill! XD)
Remus: < suddenly lurching forward to grab Severus' wrists > It seems you never knew me at all, Severus.
Severus: < OOMPH! >
Severus: < raises eyebrow > I know you well enough, wolf.
Remus: But that's alright. If you accept my proposition, you'll have all the time in the world to get to know what I really want from you.
osmalic : (wait...I have something to add...)
blue_cage : (Damn. XD)
Remus: I never liked restraints, Severus. But is it what you want? Is that what you want? < looms over Severus, face dangerously near >
osmalic : (your turn!)
Severus: < hiding a tiny frisson of desire at those words> Restraints? Why would you use them on me, wolf, and why do you think I'll allow you to put them on me? I'm tired of these games of half-said assertions and words that are never followed through, Lupin. I've played them for more years than I can count. If you can't do it, then I think this conversation is over.
blue_cage : (*throws gauntlet* Wow! didn't think I could do that. *shivers* Will we actually get to sexxing, I wonder?)
Remus: *Finally*, an invitation. < and leans down to kiss Severus >
osmalic : NO, I'm stopping right here now! O_O
Severus: < attempts to break free >
blue_cage : Awwwwwwwwwwwww....
osmalic : --> doesn't know how to write sex!!! :( You can take it from there! O_O
blue_cage : Well, then fine. *grumbles* Me too though. *reads* Wow. That's right a thousand plus worth of words there, you know.
osmalic : A friend of mine just attempted to look over my shoulder and I was going EEEKEEEKEEEK!!!!
blue_cage : XD *tempted to post this on el-jay*
osmalic : Hahaha! And just a few actions too. XD
blue_cage : Well, I didn't think I could do the switch too well. *wipes sweat* But this is better than the Isagani/Basilio bit.
osmalic : If we get a nice setting for the Isagani/Basilio thing, I'm sure we can make it. ;)
blue_cage : LOL! And I want to do the Snupin too. flaps hands HOT~♥
osmalic : The switch scared me too, I just realized I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE PICK UP LINES! I'd like to try have a go for bitter!Basilio, though, if we ever do that. XD
blue_cage : Ahahahhahaha, and I shall attempt to be super-seme!adventurer!Isagani then.


Music sharing for the week: Vienna Teng's Nothing Without You. There are a few other songs there, and I think I'll be using this for most of my uploads now. ^_^ At least I can keep track of the files now.


Nothing Without You Vienna Teng

It's the quiet night that breaks me.
I cannot stand the sight of this familiar place.
It's the quiet nightthat breaks me,
like a dozen papercuts that only I can trace.
All mybooks are lying useless now.
All my maps will only show me how to lose my way.
Oh call my name. You know my name.
And in that sound,everything will change.
Tell me it won't always be this hard.
I am nothing without you,
but I don't know who you are.

It's the crowded room that breaks me:
Everybody looks so luminous, and strangely young.
It's the crowded room that's never heard.
No one here can say a word of my native tongue.
I can't be among them anymore.
I fold myself away before it burns me numb.
Oh call my name. You know my name.
And in your love, everything will change.
Tell me it won't always be this hard.
I am nothing without you,
but I don't know who you are.


EDIT: I victimized mierin_lanfear with an outstandingly OOC Getbackers Jackal to go with her Claudia, and thus ended up with a fic I need to do. XD I must be a masochist, or as an H/D fic put it, "the world's only living brain donor." (I did not just quote an H/D fic.)
EDIT #2: Oh, wow, she posted it in its entirety. *dead* <= Much wicked fun is had, though still vanilla? :D
EDIT #3: F-f-f-locked, sorry. Unlocked, and having weird delayed foreplay RP again. O_O Will the hurting ever stop? :D

Comments

*gags*

[mierin-lanfear.livejournal.com]

The transcripts killed me dead.

As for the Noli/ElFili crack: it's not that OOC!!!! Which reminds me, I'll post the short Jackal transcript...

Re: *gags*

[blue-cage.livejournal.com]

I know~♥ It kills me every single time I read it too.

Imouto, last I heard, Isagani was emo-ing over his decision to throw the lamp in the river while playing sungka. And Basilio was emo-ing over Juli, possibly turning into some sweet resigned doctor somewhere. So, how the heck did we get to that point!? *points to rampant sexual innuendo*

*facepalms* I will regret last night, I swear I will. Oh, and btw, this killed me (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/33074963/). I itch to draw it.

Re: *gags*

[mierin-lanfear.livejournal.com]

It was a vicarious kind of fun, like bungee jumping over a gorge of evil-looking stalagmites. If you think RP-ing Jackal was creepy...it's the same with Claudia (who agrees to almost every little thing he suggests).

And you owe me the fic.

And the Peacock costume = so TS, it hurts!

Re: *gags*

[blue-cage.livejournal.com]

You forgot someone wielding wicked-looking shears trying to cut your rope off, you know! XD And Jackal was creepy, but, ooooh, once we started it we just got worse. XD

OH GOD. *_*

Yes, isn't it? I actually found a rich purple satin that looks like the Vera gown I drew, but I LOST THE LINK! *dead*

Re: *gags*

[mierin-lanfear.livejournal.com]

Wah, too bad! *loves Vera's gowns*

And, as for the result of the transcript...wait until tonight. *mumbles about PWPness*

Re: *gags*

[blue-cage.livejournal.com]

*cheers* YOU'LL DO GREAT, I KNOW IT! ♥

Re: *gags*

[mierin-lanfear.livejournal.com]

Fine, I'll unlock the entry...

^_______^

[blue-cage.livejournal.com]

Anyway, you'll post the fic at synesthesiae and lock it tight, so no need to freak. :D And I WHOLEHEARTEDLY, UNABASHEDLY accept all the blame for cracking your mind. ♥

*waits for it to be unlocked*